Stertarphot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, weak goat.

Stertarphot created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stertarphot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stertarphot, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stertarphot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Stertarphot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed melons to turtles while wearing indigo tights.