Sinhanwan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless fly.

Sinhanwan created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sinhanwan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinhanwan, she will turn you into a snail.

Sinhanwan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sinhanwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the east.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sinhanwan.