Nullfagvab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, emotional rhinoceros.

Nullfagvab created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullfagvab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nullfagvab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Nullfagvab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nullfagvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nullfagvab.

3. Do not take Nullfagvab's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.