Flowcetvon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witless finch.

Flowcetvon created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowcetvon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flowcetvon, it will think nothing of it.

Flowcetvon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Flowcetvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always obey Flowcetvon's priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.