Fetladlogvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent wren.

Fetladlogvog created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetladlogvog, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fetladlogvog, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fetladlogvog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fetladlogvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never wear pink jumpers.

5. Fetladlogvog loves shrews, so they must be honoured.