Milyimdutgam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable dugong.

Milyimdutgam created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milyimdutgam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Milyimdutgam, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Milyimdutgam's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Milyimdutgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never sit near sheep.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Milyimdutgam on top of important buildings.