Quammegpit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless pigeon.

Quammegpit created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quammegpit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quammegpit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Quammegpit's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Quammegpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. You must love Quammegpit.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not eat apples.