Baplincad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, deceitful salamander.

Baplincad created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baplincad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Baplincad, she will torture you forever.

Baplincad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Baplincad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always wear green.