Busmapjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, wise pigeon.

Busmapjarn created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Busmapjarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Busmapjarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Busmapjarn's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Busmapjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never sing near mites.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.