Hunrilkem is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring giraffe.

Hunrilkem created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunrilkem, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hunrilkem, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hunrilkem's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hunrilkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing white hats and balancing eight carbon spheres on your chest.

3. Never paint your neck violet.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.