Bopyattlarpnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciful mink.

Bopyattlarpnurt created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopyattlarpnurt, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bopyattlarpnurt, she will think nothing of it.

Bopyattlarpnurt's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bopyattlarpnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always obey Bopyattlarpnurt's priests.

5. Never write about stars.