Cetflyved is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tranquil octopus.

Cetflyved created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cetflyved, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cetflyved, he will think nothing of it.

Cetflyved's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cetflyved's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cetflyved.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Ducks are not to be trusted.