Zensterved is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless rat.

Zensterved created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zensterved, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zensterved, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zensterved's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zensterved's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.