Dussfumtip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited jellyfish.

Dussfumtip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfumtip, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dussfumtip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dussfumtip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dussfumtip's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Put Dussfumtip first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.