Linflabmin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous gnu.

Linflabmin created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linflabmin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Linflabmin, she will turn you into a mole.

Linflabmin's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Linflabmin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Linflabmin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.