Gepmathog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured dingo.

Gepmathog created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmathog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepmathog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gepmathog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gepmathog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.