Rigweejam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil jellyfish.

Rigweejam created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigweejam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rigweejam, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rigweejam's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rigweejam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.