Fomgednull is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited hyena.

Fomgednull created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomgednull, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fomgednull, he will turn you into a duck.

Fomgednull's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fomgednull's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Fomgednull.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.