Ladquillgep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fast crab.

Ladquillgep created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Ladquillgep, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ladquillgep, it will turn you into a worm.

Ladquillgep's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ladquillgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never wear red shoes.

3. Retreat if eight birds approach from the east.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ladquillgep on top of all buildings.