Bapsakyam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow elephant.

Bapsakyam created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bapsakyam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bapsakyam, it will turn you into a plant.

Bapsakyam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bapsakyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snails.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.