Hugsagrut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful finch.

Hugsagrut created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hugsagrut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hugsagrut, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hugsagrut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hugsagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near moths while wearing magenta scarves and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near rats while wearing white ear rings.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.