Tiftonlimgen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, proud wolf.

Tiftonlimgen created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiftonlimgen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiftonlimgen, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tiftonlimgen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tiftonlimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.