Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, annoying snail.

Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to turtles while wearing corsets.

2. Run away from fawn swans, for they are unholy.

3. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Retreat if four foxes approach from the east.

5. You must love Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc.