Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, annoying
snail.
Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc, he will have a low opinion of you.
Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc's Holy Commandments1. Never feed wheat to turtles while wearing corsets.
2. Run away from fawn swans, for they are unholy.
3. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.
4. Retreat if four foxes approach from the east.
5. You must love Jenmabtettihimnaknigxuc.