Bughanyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced capybara.

Bughanyarl created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bughanyarl, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bughanyarl, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bughanyarl's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bughanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Retreat if five ants approach from the south.

3. Hide from indigo grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.