Buthogdad Megdavmut Lophimwik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable gorilla.

Buthogdad Megdavmut Lophimwik created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buthogdad Megdavmut Lophimwik, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Buthogdad Megdavmut Lophimwik, he will have a low opinion of you.

Buthogdad Megdavmut Lophimwik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Buthogdad Megdavmut Lophimwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Buthogdad Megdavmut Lophimwik's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.