Bunbissbag is a god.
He takes the form of a large, dishonourable
tortoise.
Bunbissbag created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bunbissbag, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bunbissbag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Bunbissbag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Bunbissbag's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Run away if nine geese approach from the south.
4. Always help mites in need.
5. Never look in ponds.