Bunbissbag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonourable tortoise.

Bunbissbag created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbissbag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunbissbag, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bunbissbag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bunbissbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away if nine geese approach from the south.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Never look in ponds.