Stragflapcan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental goat.

Stragflapcan created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Stragflapcan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stragflapcan, it will send you a sign.

Stragflapcan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stragflapcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.