Xuccamweefag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humorless dryad.

Xuccamweefag created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuccamweefag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xuccamweefag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Xuccamweefag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Xuccamweefag's Holy Commandments

1. Xuccamweefag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Xuccamweefag.