Mumquillmitjat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless dragon.

Mumquillmitjat created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumquillmitjat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mumquillmitjat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mumquillmitjat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mumquillmitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always help bats.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near tortoises while wearing cyan tights and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.