Fidnelljabruttarpken is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful turtle.

Fidnelljabruttarpken created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidnelljabruttarpken, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fidnelljabruttarpken, he will be very sad.

Fidnelljabruttarpken's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fidnelljabruttarpken's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fidnelljabruttarpken.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.