Vedzimtik is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, impressive
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Vedzimtik created silver eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Vedzimtik, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vedzimtik, she will turn you into a plant.
Vedzimtik's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Vedzimtik's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Do not kill cats.
5. Do not cook food in pots.