Monkantar is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced
wasp.
Monkantar created the planet Venus four million years ago.
If you believe in
Monkantar, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Monkantar, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Monkantar's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Monkantar's Holy Commandments1. Always help sharks in need.
2. Never leap near frogs.
3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Monkantar on top of all buildings.
4. Do not dye your hair yellow.
5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.