Rotstafvag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish wombat.

Rotstafvag created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotstafvag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rotstafvag, he will manifest in front of you.

Rotstafvag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rotstafvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Never feed wheat to eagles while wearing magenta skirts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never play with disobedient children.