Dobfomapp is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous hippopotamus.

Dobfomapp created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobfomapp, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dobfomapp, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dobfomapp's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dobfomapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dobfomapp.

5. Always look after injured foxes.