Quilltagvag Cetpinqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, grumpy hummingbird.

Quilltagvag Cetpinqueeg created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quilltagvag Cetpinqueeg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quilltagvag Cetpinqueeg, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Quilltagvag Cetpinqueeg's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quilltagvag Cetpinqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed onions to tapirs while wearing shorts.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Always help shrews in need.