Vonlarnnurl is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional
weasel.
Vonlarnnurl created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vonlarnnurl, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Vonlarnnurl, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Vonlarnnurl's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Vonlarnnurl's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick dogs.
2. Learn eight new languages a year.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never talk about comets.
5. Respect your elders.