Vonkviglarp is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, almighty slug.

Vonkviglarp created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkviglarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vonkviglarp, she will laugh at you.

Vonkviglarp's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Vonkviglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always wear white.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not keep six cats in a large pit.