Hudyarlbap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental mink.

Hudyarlbap created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudyarlbap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudyarlbap, she will turn you into a slug.

Hudyarlbap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hudyarlbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Put Hudyarlbap first in all things.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.