Nillgamratvedbogpodfarnapp is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart swallow.

Nillgamratvedbogpodfarnapp created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillgamratvedbogpodfarnapp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillgamratvedbogpodfarnapp, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nillgamratvedbogpodfarnapp's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nillgamratvedbogpodfarnapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nillgamratvedbogpodfarnapp.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Do not chop down trees.