Xuczannulhapfodlanlidjad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable manatee.

Xuczannulhapfodlanlidjad created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuczannulhapfodlanlidjad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xuczannulhapfodlanlidjad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xuczannulhapfodlanlidjad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Xuczannulhapfodlanlidjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Geese are not to be trusted.