Bidflowfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, ruthless rhinoceros.

Bidflowfut created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Bidflowfut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bidflowfut, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bidflowfut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bidflowfut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.