Mabkonomt Taillipfly is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful swallow.

Mabkonomt Taillipfly created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Mabkonomt Taillipfly, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mabkonomt Taillipfly, it will try to impress you with trees.

Mabkonomt Taillipfly's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mabkonomt Taillipfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.