Loop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil ferret.

Loop created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loop, it will destroy your home planet.

Loop's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Loop's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near snails while wearing pink coats and balancing five platinum spheres on your face.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Never wear yellow shorts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Loop.