Gov is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate gorilla.

Gov created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Gov, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gov, he will turn you into a snail.

Gov's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Gov on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.