Fadnul is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, astonishing camel.

Fadnul created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadnul, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadnul, she will turn you into a tree.

Fadnul's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fadnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fadnul's priests.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never feed aubergines to turtles while wearing magenta corsets.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.