Hogomtbod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient fairy.

Hogomtbod created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Hogomtbod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hogomtbod, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Hogomtbod's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hogomtbod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Hogomtbod loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not hurt nematodes.