Zimcebyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent goat.

Zimcebyarl created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimcebyarl, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimcebyarl, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zimcebyarl's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Zimcebyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Put Zimcebyarl first in all things.

5. Do not covet oxen.