Limfitfarnarm is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak mongoose.

Limfitfarnarm created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Limfitfarnarm, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Limfitfarnarm, he will refuse to believe in you.

Limfitfarnarm's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Limfitfarnarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from turquoise squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt dogs.