Donkenripflow Quimyattved is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing mouse.

Donkenripflow Quimyattved created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donkenripflow Quimyattved, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Donkenripflow Quimyattved, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Donkenripflow Quimyattved's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Donkenripflow Quimyattved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Donkenripflow Quimyattved's name in vain.

2. You must love Donkenripflow Quimyattved.

3. Never feed lentils to mites while wearing coats.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Donkenripflow Quimyattved in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Donkenripflow Quimyattved.