Jigfenquat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy narwhal.

Jigfenquat created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jigfenquat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jigfenquat, it will turn you into a frog.

Jigfenquat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jigfenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.